John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston only broke up a month ago and yet Mayer is already singing a song about his “heartbreak.” Whine much?

His new song, called “Heartbreak Warfare,” has the lyrics “If you want more love, Why don’t you say so? Drop his name, push it in and twist the knife again; Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.”

Oh, so John is the victim with all this on-again, off-again relationship with the 40-year-old Jen?

Mayer doesn’t mention Aniston’s name throughout the song, but it is pretty obvious who it’s about, isn’t it?

Jennifer Aniston has the looks, the body and the hair worth a million-dollars. It’s always been known, especially when Brad and Jen were still together, that Jennifer takes her pampering very seriously.

But at times when many people are losing jobs and some even go crazy probably because of hunger, stress or unemployment, here’s something not-so-newsworthy that may just piss you off – Aniston spends $50,000 on her hair. No, that’s not a yearly estimate, but a one-time expense for a trip in London. How did she spend it?

Here’s how:

She’s in London promoting Marley& Me and she needed her hair stylist Chris McMillan with her for a couple of days.

• Each style session costs about $2,000.
• First class plane tickets from L.A. to London and back
• All-expense-paid stay for several days at Jen’s hotel.

It’s almost funny to think that the only thing her stylist does is make sure her honey-colored locks are parted down the middle perfectly – as simple as that. No weird bangs or curls or beehive ‘dos. She could’ve done it herself and bought herself a $20 hair straightener.